not so sure i can do anything about that.

im a thousand years old, i live in a shoe

the people <3 me and i <3 them too.

this guy was totally lying to me today

and it reminded me of the time i saw nirvana at the forum

its punk rock to throw a shoe at the singer at a punk rock show

no matter how big and fancy youve made it, so someone threw a shoe at kurdt

right when he was doing a tiny acoustic set sitting on a chair.

kurt didnt flinch.

maybe for reasons not super punk rock

or maybe because

since when do slackers care.

our job is simply to tear the roof off the joint.

and then go back to mope

in ironic elegance.

the thing about being a weirdo is if you actually listen to your parents

and all the books and all the movies and all the things that say

be yourself,

it almost becomes a dare.

what i <3 about the kids today is they have a saying: Challenge Accepted.

tomorrow im going to accept an offer to be on a fancy board.

ten bucks no one throws a shoe at me,

slackers.