nothing in here is true

  1. Thursday, May 31, 2012

    a good man’s brother was murdered this morning 

    princess di

    he was a popular chiropractor who worked in a neighborhood that i often frequent.

    beaten to death.

    why are we doing this weird little dance down here,

    always pretending we’re gonna be here forever.

    some jackhole can just enter our little world and blow out our brief candle.

    or a car crash happens and we’re no longer princess of earth.

    why do we live in the same place, date the same person, do the same things.

    this planet is huge, why arent we exploring.

    this life is quick, why arent we living.

    by we i mean me.

    theres so much inside me, theres so much i want to do, theres so much

    why am i sitting on it.

    is it even still in there

  2. today made me feel like im insane 

    so lets look at this vintage picture of jeanine in our old apartment way back in the day.

    1. thats a 27″ philips tv with NHLPA92 on Sega Genesis playing.

    2. on that tv are cassettes, kids

    3. below the tv are video tapes

    4. see the american flag – right below it is a VHS-C video camera

    5. to the right of that is a turntable

    6. next to Jeanine’s left hip are two vcrs on top of each other for “dubbing”.

    the only things remaining in my apartment today:

    the video cassetes.

    all of them.

    maybe i am insane.

  3. Wednesday, May 30, 2012

    smell here 

    one of these days someones gonna make a tv series about when Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were married and living together.

    but they should just do it now and get it over with.

    kristin stewart should play Elvis’s daughter, duh, she looks just like her

    but who will play the king of pop?

    i say give it to one of those guys who thinks he can do anything

    like daniel day lewis, jamie foxx

    or robert downey jr.

    it could be like married with children

    but with A LOT of children

    and of course some wacky neighbors who always come over complaining about their sex lives

    and michael, or lisa, or bubbles can roll their eyes and be all

    you’re preaching to the choir girl.


    after a few episodes we learn that michael lisa corey haim and webster

    like to go in the basement and do death metal songs

    while chugging jesus juice.

    the bands called

    smell here.

  4. you know ive never had an affair 

    city of los angeles

    true story.

    and i certainly havent had any cultural affairs.

    like many ive experienced some affairs of the heart.

    which just goes to show you,

    we probably should stop listening to that dumb thing.

    my heart tells me to keep being a cub fan,

    not my logic bone.

    my heart tells me that its gonna be ok in the morning,

    not the smoke on the water.

    tippy tap clicks the rain on the bbq,

    tick tock sneers the sands of time

  5. Tuesday, May 29, 2012

    Los Angeles I’m Yours interviews Instagram celeb Paul Octavious 

    Paul Octavious

    kyle fitzpatrick continues to kill it and today was a perfect example,
    an interview with someone i never heard of about things very near and dear to my heart

    How many times have you visited Los Angeles? What do you think of the city?

    I have been to L.A. about 8 to 10 times. It’s such an interesting city to me. I come from a city where I don’t have to drive and tacos are $3. Here you have to drive and tacos are $1. I guess you have to give and take.

    read and see the rest here

    photo by Paul Octavious

  6. two summer interns asked 

    people of Los Angeles about the LA hockey team, The Kings

    the team that no one thought could do it,

    but who ended up in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

    the people of LA are way more into the Lakers

    and now the Clippers than the Kings

    but thats only cuz LA loves winners and if the Kings win, then alls good

    heres some video that i made me LOL today

  7. do not free this man 

    david attis

    he took a car and floored it through one of the busiest streets

    in Isla Vista

    on a Friday night

    and killed four people

    and got out of the car and pointed at them

    and shouted at them.

    and did not go to jail, but to a mental facility.

    and now, 11 years later, they want to let him out into the world.

    do not free this man.

  8. problem child 

    had a very full weekend. hope you did too.

    took in moonrise kingdom with sass at the arclight, its the new wes anderson film.

    like many of his characters the main ones here are difficult children.

    over the years id been deemed a problem child and as i grew older i graduated to a problem adult.

    the xbi just calls me the problem.

    ironically they also think im the solution.

    the problem with problem children is they just wont do what the authority figures want of them.

    but when you are young, arent you supposed to be discovering whats right for you… yourself?

    and as long as we are growing, arent we young?

    the South LA blog, OnCentral is friendly with a 105 year old man.

    he’s been “retired” for 40 years. yet he still drinks booze, eats candy,

    and lives independently.

    isnt that living as a young person might?

    and to some, is a buzzed/drunk 105 year old, a problem?

    math has taught us that problems are simply exercises developed to make us smarter.

    if thats the case, problem children, problem adults, and wes anderson

    should be celebrated.

    for ever.


  9. Monday, May 28, 2012

    montreal pots and pans protest gets bigger, deffer 

    it seems like just yesterday i was in quebec having a gay olde time

    (which is french for “pas mal”).

    even then people were stocking up on pots, pans, and tattoos

    to the point that they were almost hoarding them.

    dining on the streets of MTL

    they made the Americans eat on the streets. we didnt mind.

    but we wondered, how on earth did they always know we were from the States?

    and now i know.

    we had no pots and pans.