1. Tuesday, May 22, 2012

    keep your hand on the stick 

    weezyother day i had some doubts and i was all wtf

    the doubts were all, oh no we belong here.

    i was like doubts, i politely disagree with you, i assure you you are not welcomed.

    and the doubts had the nerve to insist that they not only deserved to be there

    BUT WERE INVITED!

    i said ninja please. who pray tell thinks they have the authority to summon your kind in my head?

    the doubts were all, give you three guesses.

    and i wanted to slap that doubt right in the damn face.

    but i hesitated.

    why?

    MORE DOUBTS!!!!!

    they were breeding! multiplying! doubling down!

    inbreeding!

    i was up to my neck in doubts.

    at one point i didnt even know if i was dreaming. or nightmaring.

    and then i just pictured all the doubts in their boxer shorts.

    and went back to flying the helicopter.