1. Sunday, May 27, 2012

    ironman is on in spanish 

    our house

    she was in my dream last night, which was odd cuz i dont dream.

    i was being interviewed for mtv news which i dont even think exists any more

    and it was a segment called Kiss & Tell.

    they blindfolded me and made me kiss one girl after another

    and describe if any of the girls reminded me of any other kisses id had in the past.

    first few girls didnt remind me of anyone

    but then this one totally reminded me of someone and i was all

    hold the phone.

    and they said ok tell us who youre thinking about

    and i was all, if i do she’ll kill me.

    and then the girl kissed me again.

    and thats how i met your mother.