i havent played softball in 10 years.

but for some reason i thought id be awesome at it.

apparently when youre 137 years old you need more than 5 minutes to get good again.

i made probably 74 errors at shortstop.

i got a hit but i got caught in a rundown in between 2nd and 3rd and forced a throw at the plate

and the producer of the patt morrison show was thrown out at home.

threw like a girl, ran like i had rollerskates on.

even got the outs wrong once.

and yet somehow i had the time of my life.

after the game i was all lets play two

and i meant it.