1. Wednesday, May 23, 2012

    lost at softball tonight in pasadena 

    in pasadena

    i havent played softball in 10 years.

    but for some reason i thought id be awesome at it.

    apparently when youre 137 years old you need more than 5 minutes to get good again.

    i made probably 74 errors at shortstop.

    i got a hit but i got caught in a rundown in between 2nd and 3rd and forced a throw at the plate

    and the producer of the patt morrison show was thrown out at home.

    threw like a girl, ran like i had rollerskates on.

    even got the outs wrong once.

    and yet somehow i had the time of my life.

    after the game i was all lets play two

    and i meant it.