i havent played softball in 10 years.
but for some reason i thought id be awesome at it.
apparently when youre 137 years old you need more than 5 minutes to get good again.
i made probably 74 errors at shortstop.
i got a hit but i got caught in a rundown in between 2nd and 3rd and forced a throw at the plate
and the producer of the patt morrison show was thrown out at home.
threw like a girl, ran like i had rollerskates on.
even got the outs wrong once.
and yet somehow i had the time of my life.
after the game i was all lets play two
and i meant it.