one of these days someones gonna make a tv series about when Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were married and living together.

but they should just do it now and get it over with.

kristin stewart should play Elvis’s daughter, duh, she looks just like her

but who will play the king of pop?

i say give it to one of those guys who thinks he can do anything

like daniel day lewis, jamie foxx

or robert downey jr.

it could be like married with children

but with A LOT of children

and of course some wacky neighbors who always come over complaining about their sex lives

and michael, or lisa, or bubbles can roll their eyes and be all

you’re preaching to the choir girl.

heeeee

after a few episodes we learn that michael lisa corey haim and webster

like to go in the basement and do death metal songs

while chugging jesus juice.

the bands called

smell here.