the month in rock

may plays

the problem with this chart is last.fm wasnt synching well with my spotify or rdio much last month, so its not perfectly accurate, but whatevs, lets go.

i O.D’ed a bit on the Beastie Boys i guess after MCA met his heavenly reward

i also played the crap outta the Nicky Minaj album – especially Starships

strangely Weezer is a band ive never stopped listening to year after year.

they’re almost easy listening for me. music i can hear any time of the day or night.

i went a little nuts on Morphine one day and Dylan is my man.

i guess the only surprise was how into Avril i was this month, but shes my girl, so…

never underestimate the internet

apparently a comic book company has decided that a fictional character is gay

so they announced it today and this otherwise unknown morality group, One Million Moms,

wrote on their facebook wall a warning about the news. hilarity ensued:

i heart facebook

god bless the web.

meanwhile their sister brother site, One Million Dads, appear to be slackers

in the last three years they have only had four things bother them,

and one is playboy being sold in 7-11s. thats all youve got, dads?

a look back at may 2012


may 1, xbi not only gives me playoff tickets, but access to the exclusive chairman’s room. only bummer, ive gotta rub shoulders with ashton kutcher.


may 2, junior seau’s mom cries, “Take me, take me, leave my son” after he killed himself.

Daniel Chong ate glass, drank urine, and took methamphetamine (that had been accidentally left in the jail cell) to survive. While hallucinating, he carved “Sorry Mom” into his arm with glass.

Magic Johnson’s first order of business as new Dodger owner? Cut the prices of parking down to just $10


may 3, michele bachmann is a politician


may 4, MCA dies. the entire world mourns.


may 5, saw the Avengers, was entertained for a few hours


may 7, still sad about MCA


may 8, the AL East is upside-down


may 9, president obama supports gay marriage, the bible pretty much does too


may 10, colin marshall interviews me for an hour. probably the best interview anyone has ever done with me.


may 11, karisa was all lets just go to vegas and get wasted at the pool for a few days. i reluctantly say fine.


may 12, did a quick favor for the xbi


may 14, bye poolside canadians


may 15, sometimes its good to make a list of wants


may 15, “i wanna mend your heart like drake”


may 16, robin quivers has been part of radio’s most successful show for decades. now she needs our prayers


may 17, the real reason xbi agents wear sunglasses a lot


may 18, kerry wood retires from baseball. we’re all officially old.


may 19, bet the paycheck on the nose of gray mare? why not. lifes fleeting.


may 20, Taco Bell talks to me on Twitter. i *am* somebody.

one year old tony
may 20, i invent the 30 minute church. for the kids.


may 21, truest and i see the last clipper game of the season (and get free tshirts)


may 22, im unanimously elected onto the LA Press Club board of directors (no free tshirt)


may 24, after many years i return to the softball field. terrible idea. lets talk about the Kings instead.


may 24, krista gets a pretty sweet gig on a huge tv show


may 25, star wars is 35 years old. kiss the girl in front of you.


may 26, Jesus was way cool


may 27, how i met your mother


may 28, montreal pots and pans protest gets bigger, deffer


may 30, what the lisa marie presley michael jackson tv sitcom should be called


may 31, why i should seek mental treatment