everyone knows exactly how to live a long life

steven tyler at coachella

1. eat fruits and vegetables
2. exercise a few times a week
3. keep your dumb mouth shut

but they dont write books about those people

pretty girls dont really wanna kiss those sorts of boys

and even though the meek shall inherit the earth

the not-so-meek are shooting for the stars.

do junk people’ll notice.

give your hologram something

to live up to.

quarter twin pops


i like people who have big ideas.

like flying to the moon

or making the cubs winners

or being in love forever.

my big idea is to have a fleet of food trucks.

many summers ago i was an ice cream man in illinois.

(the stories i could tell.)

but those were the days when gas was a buck

and my popsicles were a quarter.

try getting a popsicle for a quarter today.

well ive got some good news for ya:

you can

and you will

if its a tonys food truck.