a terrible cold tried to sneak inside my mouth last night

studio 9

it tickled the back of the throat and tried to make itself comfortable

and i was all dude, really?

for some reason a Vernors ginger ale made its way in my Canada Dry 12-pack case

and sat getting flat on my nightstand and i guzzled it at 4:30am, and drank water

and smoked a cigar, and hacked in the bathroom and listened to GG Allin

and basically showed the cold why it would not be comfortable in my person

but it hung in there.

so i drank some four day old Smart Water thatd been sitting there without a cap on it

it had been rolling around in the trunk of the car for the last few months.

smelled slightly of gasoline and funyuns

then i pulled my own finger

then i listened to billy joel, the new everclear, and old mariah carey.

all while reading the entire paper.

and now im cured.

tgi yawn