it tickled the back of the throat and tried to make itself comfortable
and i was all dude, really?
for some reason a Vernors ginger ale made its way in my Canada Dry 12-pack case
and sat getting flat on my nightstand and i guzzled it at 4:30am, and drank water
and smoked a cigar, and hacked in the bathroom and listened to GG Allin
and basically showed the cold why it would not be comfortable in my person
but it hung in there.
so i drank some four day old Smart Water thatd been sitting there without a cap on it
it had been rolling around in the trunk of the car for the last few months.
smelled slightly of gasoline and funyuns
then i pulled my own finger
then i listened to billy joel, the new everclear, and old mariah carey.
all while reading the entire paper.
and now im cured.
tgi yawn