i dont do anything right

thats what the xbi taught me.

lord waldamart

i dont read the right books, i dont eat the proper foods, i dont excercise enough.

i dont pay attention to grammar or spelling, i dont forgive and forget, i drink

oldest union marcher

i dont try to reach my highest potential, i dont keep a clean home, i shop at the wrong places

teamstars

im not tough enough or handy enough or mean enough to the right people

ben harper

i dont love the people i should, i dont hang out with my friends enough,

occupy

i dont put myself out there enough, im a christian and a cub fan

kids

i talk trash about the future of our galaxy and ive refused (so far) to reproduce

billionaires

and whats worse, i hide my millions in the wrong swiss banks.

good thing theres always tomorrow.