its too late to call my maid

hooters

but i want to. my house is a mess. mostly empty ginger ale cans
and dirty clothes. youd think at least the clothes would be interesting but no.
if a fashion label wanted to make a lot of money they would make me their spokesmodel
because clothes rarely look good on me and my bodys not perfect
and i dont have the face of any of those prettyboys in Details.
“if it looks good on bro, it’ll look good on you.”
some good things happened at work today. i work with good people.
a dear friend complimented this post, which made me happy.
had a good lunch. ate a cupcake later. now watching tmz live.
you know who i saw today? senator bill bradley.
know who’s hand i shook today?
danny woodburn, the star of the seinfeld episode,
the stand in.
know who i miss?