1. Thursday, June 7, 2012

    its too late to call my maid 

    hooters

    but i want to. my house is a mess. mostly empty ginger ale cans
    and dirty clothes. youd think at least the clothes would be interesting but no.
    if a fashion label wanted to make a lot of money they would make me their spokesmodel
    because clothes rarely look good on me and my bodys not perfect
    and i dont have the face of any of those prettyboys in Details.
    “if it looks good on bro, it’ll look good on you.”
    some good things happened at work today. i work with good people.
    a dear friend complimented this post, which made me happy.
    had a good lunch. ate a cupcake later. now watching tmz live.
    you know who i saw today? senator bill bradley.
    know who’s hand i shook today?
    danny woodburn, the star of the seinfeld episode,
    the stand in.
    know who i miss?