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heres what lebron james did wrong:
everything.
all he had to do was be a hero and stay in his hometown forever.
was i a hero and stay in my hometown forever?
good try, but my hometown wasnt begging me to stay.
lebrons was.
pleading.
but lebron moved away like a mean girl to miami.
tonight lebron got beat at home to a bunch of older gentlemen.
rarely does karma strike back as instantly as it seems to have
upon the head of king james.
watch tomorrow as good fortune lands in the lap
of LA Kings fans who have waited patiently for their cup.
good always wins out in the end.