many moons ago we traveled to the moon

and were shocked when the moon

looked like palm springs.

i was famouser then

and omg thin

and had so much hair

it blew in the wind.

the truest was fair

we’d go anywhere

for trouble or fun

with and without gum.

the paps they would follow

and clack snap and holler

and write what they wanted

no rule did they honor

so pay off i sure did

and we no longer hid

the love that we had

and the rest of our lives

they were rad