1. Sunday, June 17, 2012

    missed my flight yesterday 

    xbi wanted to know why. i was all how did you get this number?

    then i said it all started when i drove across town because i really wanted monkfish.

    they call monkfish the lobster of the sea, or the poor mans lobster.

    its a super ugly fish that actually does taste like the popular bottom feeder.

    so i went way far away to get there and

    the only thing they were out of was wicka wicka monkfish.

    so i rented a boat, sailed out to where the monkfish lived

    dipped my line in the water and this big ole monkfish climbed up outta the water

    and said, scuzie we’re celebrating the graduation of the middle school,

    come back later.

    and i was all ?????

    and it popped back up and said

    try the trout.