missed my flight yesterday

xbi wanted to know why. i was all how did you get this number?

then i said it all started when i drove across town because i really wanted monkfish.

they call monkfish the lobster of the sea, or the poor mans lobster.

its a super ugly fish that actually does taste like the popular bottom feeder.

so i went way far away to get there and

the only thing they were out of was wicka wicka monkfish.

so i rented a boat, sailed out to where the monkfish lived

dipped my line in the water and this big ole monkfish climbed up outta the water

and said, scuzie we’re celebrating the graduation of the middle school,

come back later.

and i was all ?????

and it popped back up and said

try the trout.