my favorite magazine Black Webmaster asked me these questions

Describe yourself in one sentence.
Not what you think.

If you could give one piece of advice to yourself at 10 years old, what would it be?
Put down the saxophone, pick up the guitar.

When was the last time you had your heart broken?
may fourth.

What method of technology do you use to stay informed?
The smiles of pretend cheerleaders.

What is your favorite … Guilty pleasure:
Jersey Shore

Coen brothers movie:
Raising Arizona

Historical figure:
Sarah Palin

Smell:
Bacon wrapped hot dogs after a drunken concert

Aspect of your career:
fan mail

Possession:
iphone

Wild animal:
we broke up

What was the first job you ever had?
mcdonalds, santa monica

What is the best prank you’ve ever had pulled on you?
high school.

after workWhat was the last … Album you bought:
Ugly Kid Joe, “Motel California

Movie you saw:
Moonrise Kingdom

Lie you told:
Surely the light was yellow a minute ago.

Concert you attended:
Van Halen

Book you read:
Slash’s autobiography

Person you kissed:
She kissed me.

Major purchase:
Bleacher seats at Wrigley Field with my longtime buddy Bob

Drug you took:
Tylenol

Action you regretted:
Missing my plane to Chicago last week.

What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Teeth

Pencil or paint?
Paint

Rain or shine?
Shine

Dylan or Bach?
Dylan

Blond or brunette?
Brunette

Salty or sweet?
Salty

Admit or deny?
Admit

Day or night?
Night

East or West?
West

Dangerous or safe?
Safe

Messy or clean freak?
I’m messy, but I’d rather be clean.

Optimist or pessimist?
Optimist

Wild or tame?
Wild

Poetry or prose?
Poetry

Fact or fiction?
Fact

Hemingway or Fitzgerald?
Bukowski

Ocean or Mountains?
Tie: The Ocean, Led Zep; Mountain Song, Jane’s Addiction

Clinton or Reagan?
Chelsea <3