apparently a comic book company has decided that a fictional character is gay

so they announced it today and this otherwise unknown morality group, One Million Moms,

wrote on their facebook wall a warning about the news. hilarity ensued:

god bless the web.

meanwhile their sister brother site, One Million Dads, appear to be slackers

in the last three years they have only had four things bother them,

and one is playboy being sold in 7-11s. thats all youve got, dads?