as madpony kristin got married last night.
i forgot to get a present until the last minute
and i knew shaq, charles, and kenny were in OKC for the playoffs
so i called up the round mound of rebound and said would you mind
he said this is a turrrrrible idea
i asked why?
he said i bet she wont even know who i am.
i was all, omg shes a boomer sooner so shes down with AP
why wouldnt she be all LOL its sir charles?
he said, but what if she doesnt LOL?
america, kristin was stunned.
anyways from all reports everything went off without a hitch
well, they did get hitched, but everything went smoothly.
and if you notice, charles was even so chill he unbuttoned his top button,