theres a lot of cake at our office


nothing you can do about it.
every now and then you find yourself buying some
now youre part of the problem.
only way you can fix this issue
is eat yourself through it.

had some delicious cake today.
it gave me a little buzz.
like maybe someone slipped some red dye no. 5
in there or something.

i was eating some whole foods sushi for lunch
and mixed with the rich frosting
it wasnt the best combo.
so i settled my stomach with some
emergency marshmallows from my cupboard.

theyre all gone now.
we better stay safe.