happy 15th wedding anniversary matt and emmanuelle

matt and emmanuelle get married in joncy france

if theres one things my friends know how to do its throw a damn wedding

patt os anna shannon me and others at matt and emmanuelle wedding in joncy france

they prefer foreign lands like france or mexico or prague but somehow we still have fun

ben and pat witness at matt and emmanuelle wedding in joncy france

matt and emmanuelle had such a glorious wedding that we didnt even need to eat or drink afterwards because our souls were nourished just being there.  we drank anyways to appease the locals and went to bed not realizing we were sleeping in magical french barns.

chris ann and ken at matt and emmanuelle wedding in joncy france

everyone but anna sang afterwards. i think she just wanted to listen.

oh yeah a castle was involved. forgot how though.

dancing

we danced to french pop music under a tent and drank wine straight from the vines

guitars and violins

and said “did we really just see them get married at the mayors office and then the church and then walk through the town as our friends played guitar and violin?”

and because it was 15 years ago we said “well we’ll know in a few days when the film gets developed and hopefully the prints will turn out.”

this is one of about five of my friends’ weddings that id sure love to tivo one day when thats available.

previous coverage:

their ninth anniversary

their fifth anniversary

downtown los angeles says hi

disney

if you must know ive been seeing J.Lo on and off for the last few months.

mostly off because she likes pretty boys with dancer bodys more than bloggers.

i can understand but when she gets drunk or lonely guess whose iPhone lights up.

her favorite place in LA is the disney hall. so i go, why dont you play there ever.

but we have a little agreement that i never discuss each others figures

and we dont talk about work.

lets talk about amor, papi, she whispers.

but i dont wanna talk about no amor

and i dont like always having to say what when she whispers constantly

she saves her voice for her singing.

its like dating a sexy batman.

anyways we park across the street from the disney holding hands and just staring at the building

designed by googenheim or melloncamp or someone

who knows

i just know that her fiat looks cute from the outside

but isnt very practical.

what do we listen to when we hold hands?

the duke spirit

many moons ago i was in vancouver canada north america

and i was a guest at the matthew good concert

he was playing at the nice fancy old school theatre.

he gave me a photo pass and a backstage pass and it was terrific

and if memory serves there were two underage girls who shouldnta

even been allowed in the place but, whoops, canada.

i was busy taking photos but one of our friends actually fell for the trap

and the even though he was kissing both of the girls at the same time

at one point

one of their brothers was a bartender there and got super mad at him

and threatened to beat him up in a violent way.

when i got home to america i did my laundry and noticed the pass

was stuck to the bottom of my hamper.

its been there ever since.

i believe that trip was also the first time i ever tried sushi.