1. Monday, July 30, 2012

    ri ri oui oui 

    there was a time when all i wore was Vision Street Wear

    there was a time when it was the coolest ever.

    you could get it at Venice Beach.

    even the rip off tshirt place had fake versions of it

    the same way they sell fake Coach bags and fake Rolexes

    imagine that, fake skateboard tshirts.

    jlo got mad this weekend that i was blogging about her

    so she said

    pretend that my name is rihanna

    i was all cats outta the bag baby

    and she gave me that look. that PR look.

    so i was all, ok ri ri

    and we went back to playing Uno

    and sipping on mimosas.

    later i went hiking with her bff, the yoga teacher.

    like me, j,

    i mean ri

    is not the type that gets jealous


    just dont do anything a real blog would retweet

    she said sweetly.

    even though i nearly choked on my mini muffin