there was a time when all i wore was Vision Street Wear
there was a time when it was the coolest ever.
you could get it at Venice Beach.
even the rip off tshirt place had fake versions of it
the same way they sell fake Coach bags and fake Rolexes
imagine that, fake skateboard tshirts.
jlo got mad this weekend that i was blogging about her
so she said
pretend that my name is rihanna
i was all cats outta the bag baby
and she gave me that look. that PR look.
so i was all, ok ri ri
and we went back to playing Uno
and sipping on mimosas.
later i went hiking with her bff, the yoga teacher.
like me, j,
i mean ri
is not the type that gets jealous
just dont do anything a real blog would retweet
she said sweetly.
even though i nearly choked on my mini muffin