i read a story about how when Robert Smith takes The Cure on the road,
his personal assistant is only allowed to email him questions that could be answered
with either yes’s or no’s.
i dont care if the story is true because i think IT’S GENIUS
so lets review the weekend
Q. So Tony did you go to the beach this weekend?
Q. Did you go to a concert this weekend?
A. Hell yeah.
Q. Did you work out this weekend?
A. If riding an old heavy one-speed bike counts as a work out, yes!
Q. Did you have brunch with two beautiful blondes?
A. Avec mimosas!
Q. Did you play video games?
Q. Did you clean your house?
Q. Did you do your dishes?
A. Shhhhhh (yes)
Q. Did you read the bible?
A. Does a bear ish in the woods?
Q. Which book are you on?
A. First Corinthians.
Q. Did you go to Christian Hosoi’s church?
A. No, hopefully next Sunday.
Q. Do you love me?