vacation curse in full swing

any time Howard Stern goes on vacation people die.

the other day Andy Griffith died, today Ernest Borgnine

and earlier this afternoon out in Cape Cod, man eating sharks closed down a beach.

i know its very difficult, Howard, for you to insult people, smooze celebs

and oogle porn stars, but youve ended up with money, a beautiful young wife

and all the freedom to say whatever you want 24/7

or in your case 5/3

but please dont go on vacation any more

ever.