1. Sunday, July 8, 2012

    vacation curse in full swing 

    any time Howard Stern goes on vacation people die.

    the other day Andy Griffith died, today Ernest Borgnine

    and earlier this afternoon out in Cape Cod, man eating sharks closed down a beach.

    i know its very difficult, Howard, for you to insult people, smooze celebs

    and oogle porn stars, but youve ended up with money, a beautiful young wife

    and all the freedom to say whatever you want 24/7

    or in your case 5/3

    but please dont go on vacation any more

    ever.