1. Monday, July 23, 2012

    you shoudnt tell old stories 

    maybe to your grandkids, only.
    when youre camping. and theyve had too many s’mores.
    i told an old story today at the whole foods
    in the sushi aisle and it didnt go over that well.
    little know fact: i review all the jokes i told all day
    when i jog at night around hollywood blvd.
    my brain just has nothing better to do no matter what
    is blaring through my ipod.
    people dont realize it but i think about radio all the time.
    i pay for it. how many people pay for it.
    i pay for the newspaper and radio.
    am i 100 and 25?
    radio has it all. who we kidding
    and the newspaper, how can you not wanna know things
    let alone, everything?
    this girl got up leaving her friend behind at the table
    what was i gonna do, just sit there?
    if you read the paper every day, every page
    you have nothing to fear when you meet a brazilian girl
    named rosa
    just let your eyebrows talk.
    thats my tip of the day.