you shoudnt tell old stories

maybe to your grandkids, only.
when youre camping. and theyve had too many s’mores.
i told an old story today at the whole foods
in the sushi aisle and it didnt go over that well.
little know fact: i review all the jokes i told all day
when i jog at night around hollywood blvd.
my brain just has nothing better to do no matter what
is blaring through my ipod.
people dont realize it but i think about radio all the time.
i pay for it. how many people pay for it.
i pay for the newspaper and radio.
am i 100 and 25?
radio has it all. who we kidding
and the newspaper, how can you not wanna know things
let alone, everything?
this girl got up leaving her friend behind at the table
what was i gonna do, just sit there?
if you read the paper every day, every page
you have nothing to fear when you meet a brazilian girl
named rosa
just let your eyebrows talk.
thats my tip of the day.