Cubs minor league music dude gets thrown out of game for playing “3 Blind Mice”

Bush league play, blue.

I mean, come on. People are paying $5 to see players they aint never heard of

and the ump is going to pretend that anyone even cares that he exists?

i think the ump should be fined.

Let it play! Let it play!

Turned out that the person that was behind the levity was an intern.

Give that dude a job.

“I knew it was my fault,” the kid said afterwards. “I didn’t think he’d get angry. I just started laughing. I was shocked. Disbelief.

jlo loves fried chicken

and i am deeply in lust with the 2nd ammendment

and if i have learned one thing about Americans this week

it is that some people will stand in long lines to eat chicken for political reasons

which is something im also in love with because im a wannabe business owner

so last night jlo and i were sitting on the porch swing just watching the mostly full moon

holding hands listening to the transistor radio

looking up at the night sky playing the old game

Shooting Star or Space Waste

when j was all lets open up a gun store that sells that smothered chicken you like

(she gets mad that i like to drive to South Central for baked chicken drowning in gravy)

(jlo hates traffic)

(she also hates side streets)

she was all, lets call it Greasy Trigger Finger.

i was all, i heart you jlo

she was all, our nuggets can be shaped like hand grenades.

and a shooting star streaked across the hollywood night.