the trick is keeping the cookies in the safe

are you happy how they got in the house is a secret

but once they’re here im not gonna throw em away.

the safe is one of those new jobs that doesnt have a wheel or a number pad

instead it asks the most annoying questions ever.

“whats your yahoo password?”

“whats your electric company account number?”

“how was your day?”

answer wrong and the questions get worse

“how often do you floss?”

“cubs win today”

“are you happy?”

like life there are no correct answers,

just babysteps to sweet treats.

but there are plenty of wrong answers,

and those may make the loveliness

completely disappear

into the abyss


yes there are tons of places outside

to get more

but whos got time for that.

just nod

and answer the questions right dummy.

alex asks “what did you think of Posh Spice muffing it at the Closing Ceremonies”

spice girls

if what you are referring to is this little gif that is making the rounds, im not sure she muffed it.

harking back to my days as a girl group choreographer, it looks like two pairs of the ladies have what we in the industry call “business” and she didnt.

posh has no one to allemande around so she’s at rest for a measure.

me, i would have had her be doing something, especially on a stage as big as that one.

something like blowing on her nails.

but i dont think she blew it.

update: im being told she actually did blow it and was giving the evil eye to a female volleyball player who was making the moves on her man. #nevermind