how they got in the house is a secret
but once they’re here im not gonna throw em away.
the safe is one of those new jobs that doesnt have a wheel or a number pad
instead it asks the most annoying questions ever.
“whats your yahoo password?”
“whats your electric company account number?”
“how was your day?”
answer wrong and the questions get worse
“how often do you floss?”
“cubs win today”
“are you happy?”
like life there are no correct answers,
just babysteps to sweet treats.
but there are plenty of wrong answers,
and those may make the loveliness
into the abyss
yes there are tons of places outside
to get more
but whos got time for that.
and answer the questions right dummy.
if what you are referring to is this little gif that is making the rounds, im not sure she muffed it.
harking back to my days as a girl group choreographer, it looks like two pairs of the ladies have what we in the industry call “business” and she didnt.
posh has no one to allemande around so she’s at rest for a measure.
me, i would have had her be doing something, especially on a stage as big as that one.
something like blowing on her nails.
but i dont think she blew it.
update: im being told she actually did blow it and was giving the evil eye to a female volleyball player who was making the moves on her man. #nevermind
it said, “We heard about that little situation you Were having with Uncle Sam
it concluded, “Don’t forget who your real friends are.”
and this morning i got this surprise letter from the irs