I like it

korean headband dude

I like it when people talk to me in Spanish thinking I’m one of them

I like it when busses just idle like crazy

I like it when people have full on routines and techniques regarding coin laundry washing that involves pre mixed formulas and broom sticks

I like korean men in headbands

I like that Red Sox fans and Dodger fans feel like they got the best of the blockbuster trade.

I like little kids who have so much energy and absolutely no good plans about what to do with it.

I like when you can read a girls mind by just watching her eyes squint a certain way.

I like when nothing makes sense for an entire year and no one notices.

I like long lost accents.

I like drinking all night and waking up without a hangover. It’s like a Christmas gift from a guy named Jack Daniel and its a bottle of Jim Beam.

I like that I’m not going to Burning Man.

I like getting a phone call from a friend who says he spent the night in the county jail because he got drunk, climbed a fence, and got stuck dangling from said fence and while in jail watched a drunk guy barf on another drunk guy after smelling a whiff of a third drunk guy who stepped in poo right before getting thrown in jail.

I like pretty much everything Hollywood had to offer.

I like that even my kidney stones really dont want any part of me.

I like that I’m done with my laundry and it’s still light out on Saturday.

I like when she bumps the hip hop

The laughing heart by charles bukowski read by tom waits

your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is a light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
know them.
take them.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have it.
you are marvelous
the gods wait to delight
in you.