who doesnt like the dark stuff

tsar - the dark stuff

who doesnt want the dark stuff

who wouldnt prefer the dark stuff

when you hear rock and roll done right

or when you have to explain to an alien creature

what rock music is and can be

wouldnt you rather just say

friend, it’s the dark stuff.

menacing,

ominous

driving

with a hint of

evil.

thats what ep stands for you know

evil please.

yes is the answer

marvin the martian.

yes is what that smile says

that wicked

beautiful smile,

yes.

if you live in los angeles and you enjoy the rock music

tsar nerf herder

and youre not going to the FYFest

and youre not going to Hayley’s wedding

and you’re not gonna see Mary Poppins at the Ahmanson

and you’re not going to the Dodger game

and you’re not seeing Carly Rae Jepsen at the county fair

and you’re not seeing Those Darlins w/ the Old 97’s at the El Rey (cuz you’re seeing them Friday)

and you’re not seeing John Williams conduct at the Hollywood Bowl

and you’re not seeing Steve Martin play the banjo at the Pantages

then you should bask in the glory of the comeback of rock group Tsar and our good pals Nerf Herder

it’ll be a smidge better than Carly Rae, i swear