who doesnt want the dark stuff
who wouldnt prefer the dark stuff
when you hear rock and roll done right
or when you have to explain to an alien creature
what rock music is and can be
wouldnt you rather just say
friend, it’s the dark stuff.
with a hint of
thats what ep stands for you know
yes is the answer
marvin the martian.
yes is what that smile says
probably cuz of all my oscars.
i wonder if my mom heard about the time tom hanks freaked out a kid so bad
that the kid fainted right into his french fries.
then tom hanks took a picture of the kid
and posted it on twitter?
and youre not going to the FYFest
and youre not going to Hayley’s wedding
and you’re not gonna see Mary Poppins at the Ahmanson
and you’re not going to the Dodger game
and you’re not seeing Carly Rae Jepsen at the county fair
and you’re not seeing Those Darlins w/ the Old 97’s at the El Rey (cuz you’re seeing them Friday)
and you’re not seeing John Williams conduct at the Hollywood Bowl
and you’re not seeing Steve Martin play the banjo at the Pantages
then you should bask in the glory of the comeback of rock group Tsar and our good pals Nerf Herder
it’ll be a smidge better than Carly Rae, i swear