in the last 48 hours

tony scott jumped off a bridge to his death

phyllis diller died at 95

rosie o’donnell had a heart attack

i had at least two kidney stones

an oklahoman valedictorian is having her diploma held because she said hell

the guy who said “legitimate rape” seldom makes women pregnant has decided to stay in the race even though his big tent party says their tent isnt big enough for him.

and the guy who sang the super 60s song about frisco died

good thing my doc has ordered me to stay in bed