1. Tuesday, August 14, 2012

    the trick is keeping the cookies in the safe 

    are you happy how they got in the house is a secret

    but once they’re here im not gonna throw em away.

    the safe is one of those new jobs that doesnt have a wheel or a number pad

    instead it asks the most annoying questions ever.

    “whats your yahoo password?”

    “whats your electric company account number?”

    “how was your day?”

    answer wrong and the questions get worse

    “how often do you floss?”

    “cubs win today”

    “are you happy?”

    like life there are no correct answers,

    just babysteps to sweet treats.

    but there are plenty of wrong answers,

    and those may make the loveliness

    completely disappear

    into the abyss

    below.

    yes there are tons of places outside

    to get more

    but whos got time for that.

    just nod

    and answer the questions right dummy.