how they got in the house is a secret
but once they’re here im not gonna throw em away.
the safe is one of those new jobs that doesnt have a wheel or a number pad
instead it asks the most annoying questions ever.
“whats your yahoo password?”
“whats your electric company account number?”
“how was your day?”
answer wrong and the questions get worse
“how often do you floss?”
“cubs win today”
“are you happy?”
like life there are no correct answers,
just babysteps to sweet treats.
but there are plenty of wrong answers,
and those may make the loveliness
into the abyss
yes there are tons of places outside
to get more
but whos got time for that.
and answer the questions right dummy.