1. Thursday, August 23, 2012

    theres a news story today about a guy in malibu who was strangling a pelican 

    art on sunset

    most people probably think omg malibu is such a heavenly place
    i cant believe that something would tick off a guy there
    and make him turn into such an animal.

    but you never know what will push someone over the line.

    i dated a girl for a short period of time who hated my kitchen sink

    it had this quirky thing that as soon as you turned on the hot water
    it would make this terrible sound at first.
    the only way to stop the sound was to turn it on high.
    medium upset it for some reason

    which upset her.

    “you have such a great place, but this sink! no wonder you dont do your dishes.”

    one night she was upset at me for something or another
    and she stormed off to the kitchen to make some tea.

    and she turned on the faucet and that sound croaked and she put on her jacket
    and boots and sped home
    leaving the sink running!

    this morning i thought of her
    because miraculously the sink fixed itself last week.
    no really, fixed itself.

    like a man whos had hiccups for 10 years
    and suddenly theyre gone.