one of your friends made a bet with me yesterday

i was drinking so i dont remember what the wager was

but the stake was $2,000.

is $2,000?

i wish i could remember what it was, but i refused to shake her hand.

we did agree that nicki minaj will make a better judge at the talent show

than brittany spears,

that the new Tsar EP is surprisingly subtle and delightful,

and that i look amazing in a beard.

on the other side of the restaurant a loud group of twelve people

buying bottle after bottle of supra expensive sake

racked up a bill of over four thousand dollars.

the waiter gave the dude who laid down the corporate card a tshirt.

hell i woulda given him


tshirts. but thats me, mr. vegas.

speaking of vegas, when we going back there?