i was drinking so i dont remember what the wager was
but the stake was $2,000.
i wish i could remember what it was, but i refused to shake her hand.
we did agree that nicki minaj will make a better judge at the talent show
than brittany spears,
that the new Tsar EP is surprisingly subtle and delightful,
and that i look amazing in a beard.
on the other side of the restaurant a loud group of twelve people
buying bottle after bottle of supra expensive sake
racked up a bill of over four thousand dollars.
the waiter gave the dude who laid down the corporate card a tshirt.
hell i woulda given him
tshirts. but thats me, mr. vegas.
speaking of vegas, when we going back there?