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and drive thru
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Daily Archives: September 26, 2012
eric gagne outs 80% of his old team, allegedly
canada reared its beautiful head into baseball news today when cy young winner
eric gagne from pots and pans protest montreal quebec told espn
that 80 percent of his teammates out here in LA were taking illegal performance enhancing drugs.
this from a man who himself admitted to taking illegal substances in order to compete.
when the news came out several bloggers emailed me asking that i wouldnt squeal on them.
human growth hormones of course are part of the blogosphere
what with repetitive strain injuries, carpal tunnel, and writers block,
it isnt easy to maintain a prolific and profitable life as a blogger.
thus drugs are tempting.
and im not saying i *couldnt* name names but theres a brotherhood among bloggers
far as i remembered, but i wouldnt name names.
not even for a book
not even to clear my conscious.
my demons and skeletons are mines.
what you do in front of your laptop is between you
and yr webcam.
now take on the day.
they say they want the wolf
but they lie.
or maybe it’s wishful drinking.
they say they want the swan
but they know how dull that is.
swirling and twirling and
dancing and laughing
then crying and whining and yawning
and tossing.
the wolf knows better than to play with its food
the swan knows better than to venture the lawn
as the fog curls over the pond
and the crickets and frogs
hold their breath
till the dawn
a nice Canadian lad and I did Hollywood
someone gave us tickets to see a criminal play
and we were all, nah we’d rather have a drink at the classiest and oldest bar in hollywood
then we ate some pho
then we saw the end of a car chase
then we chatted it up with a bacon wrapped hotdog dude who was smoking some herb
then bro goes hey wheres the Rush star on the walk of fame? i wanna eat it.
the end!