1. Tuesday, September 4, 2012

    after church i was still confused 


    so i asked the pastor, theres all these role models in the good book, which one should i mirror

    we will be here when you are gone - fly

    he said, good question, ask the fly, but the fly said to ask the tagger


    and the tagger said im glad you came to me, but you should ask the titmouse

    tit wolf

    but all i could find was a tit wolf, and he said, heres the number for andy warhol, ask him

    thank you x andy warhol

    and andy warhol was all do you know major major from catch 22? i said yeah. he said go find kinda major.

    i am kinda major

    but he said i have no business giving you advice, why not ask business major

    business major

    and he said, be steady. your answer is inside the empty mansion

    empty mansion

    but the mansion said aint nothing in here for you, you’ll hafta see half face

    half face

    and he said go ask the constipated goat


    and the goat said look at that beautiful hawk. and i said where? and he said open yr eyes fool

    hawk silloutte

    and there it was.


    and it said can you help me with this itch? and i hesitated.

    hawk message

    and he said walk down the hill 100 paces and there you will find the answer


    dumb hawk.