so i asked the pastor, theres all these role models in the good book, which one should i mirror
he said, good question, ask the fly, but the fly said to ask the tagger
and the tagger said im glad you came to me, but you should ask the titmouse
but all i could find was a tit wolf, and he said, heres the number for andy warhol, ask him
and andy warhol was all do you know major major from catch 22? i said yeah. he said go find kinda major.
but he said i have no business giving you advice, why not ask business major
and he said, be steady. your answer is inside the empty mansion
but the mansion said aint nothing in here for you, you’ll hafta see half face
and he said go ask the constipated goat
and the goat said look at that beautiful hawk. and i said where? and he said open yr eyes fool
and there it was.
and it said can you help me with this itch? and i hesitated.
and he said walk down the hill 100 paces and there you will find the answer