1. Sunday, September 30, 2012

    dear tony, what do you do when people act a fool? 

    didnt you learn one thing from Destiny’s Child?
    not everyones gonna be ready for your jelly
    in fact some people might think yr a lil too bootylicious
    or not enough bootylicious

    also, some people cray.

    so theres a few things you can do
    you can get all omg omg wtf boo hoo about it
    and you can let it ruin yr life, your day, your month
    YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE OMG OMG

    you can see if theres a learning lesson there for you
    because who knows maybe you were too bootylicious about something
    and you seriously effed up
    however somehow i doubt it

    or you can
    move the
    f
    on.

    the last thing
    is the last thing
    satan wants you to do, btw
    he wants you to suffer
    he wants you to obsess
    he wants you to get off track
    he wants you to think this is all there is
    he wants you to think about it all the time
    even at the most inappropriate times
    aka the times you should be so happy

    satan doesnt want you crazy in love

    think about where youre at right now
    think about the situation you wrote the world famous busblog abooot
    if there were three paths,
    one marked crazy in love
    one marked boring as f
    and the other just marked cray

    which one would jay-z
    not your bffs
    not your inner circle
    not even your priest
    but which one would j say youre headed down
    if you engage with person acting said fool

    life can be beautiful
    tranquil
    rich
    loving
    sweet

    magical

    delicious

    and truly omg.

    so
    let
    it,

    dummy