dear tony, what do you do when people act a fool?

didnt you learn one thing from Destiny’s Child?
not everyones gonna be ready for your jelly
in fact some people might think yr a lil too bootylicious
or not enough bootylicious

also, some people cray.

so theres a few things you can do
you can get all omg omg wtf boo hoo about it
and you can let it ruin yr life, your day, your month
YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE OMG OMG

you can see if theres a learning lesson there for you
because who knows maybe you were too bootylicious about something
and you seriously effed up
however somehow i doubt it

or you can
move the
f
on.

the last thing
is the last thing
satan wants you to do, btw
he wants you to suffer
he wants you to obsess
he wants you to get off track
he wants you to think this is all there is
he wants you to think about it all the time
even at the most inappropriate times
aka the times you should be so happy

satan doesnt want you crazy in love

think about where youre at right now
think about the situation you wrote the world famous busblog abooot
if there were three paths,
one marked crazy in love
one marked boring as f
and the other just marked cray

which one would jay-z
not your bffs
not your inner circle
not even your priest
but which one would j say youre headed down
if you engage with person acting said fool

life can be beautiful
tranquil
rich
loving
sweet

magical

delicious

and truly omg.

so
let
it,

dummy