dear tony, what should i do?

garden of tears

Dear Tony,

Long time reader, first time emailer.

A friend of mine has photos of our mutual friend’s boyfriend cheating on her (follow?) I don’t want to tell her because it will be a mess and I don’t want to be involved. But I would want to know. Wouldn’t you?

Between A Rock and a Hard Place

dear rock,

here are some sayings you should consider:

1. no one likes a stool pigeon
2. no one likes a tattletale
3. those who know dont talk, and those who talk don’t know
4. looks can be deceiving
5. women always know
6. thou shall not bear false witness against yr neighbor

i’m sure you are a very good friend, but theres a reason even cops don’t interfere in domestic cases
unless there is actual violence going down.

id stay as far away from it as possible because you might think you’re defusing a bomb

but you might actually get the red and the green wires crossed and everything blows up including you.

id suggest chilling out because if even you know of the infidelity then bro’s probably being sloppy

perhaps, psychologically, intentionally and wants to be caught

and as the clash say, do you really wanna be a cop?

choose other career opportunities and be a good friend when the time comes when she needs a shoulder to cry on.

plus, those pics could have been photoshopped.