i love her perfectly clean house.
what ive learned about being perfectly clean is this:
youre better off having zero stuff.
me, i have stuff, i like stuff, the stuff i have i went out to get
and then i brought it home and then i put it where it is
over the years ive gotten more stuff and some of it doesnt stack as nice as others
and that leads to people calling me a hoarder.
no, im just not a buyer and then thrower awayer.
for example books. i enjoy having the books in my house, not at someone elses
or in a library.
all the cds ive had over the years, baseball cards, documents
photos of travels and loves and adventures.
i like getting autographs on baseballs. so i have baseballs.
but omg do i love magazines.
its crazy after all these years in journalism ive never worked at a magazine
but maybe not because i like reading the magazines
and then cutting out the pictures and putting them on my walls.
or i like writing poems around the models or in the blank spaces.
or i like stacking them in the can so i have something to read
other than the days newspaper.
i like tshirts, theyre in the house. as are my white socks.
theyre here forever yo!
the only thing that doesnt stay forever here are girlfriends.
toldja i wasnt a hoarder.
hey, heres a video of a local group of lifeguards who lost their jobs
because they made this video in the pool that they protect