1. Friday, September 7, 2012

    dude teaches his 60 yr old mom the gangham style dance 

    i love her perfectly clean house.

    what ive learned about being perfectly clean is this:

    youre better off having zero stuff.

    me, i have stuff, i like stuff, the stuff i have i went out to get

    and then i brought it home and then i put it where it is

    over the years ive gotten more stuff and some of it doesnt stack as nice as others

    and that leads to people calling me a hoarder.

    no, im just not a buyer and then thrower awayer.

    for example books. i enjoy having the books in my house, not at someone elses

    or in a library.

    all the cds ive had over the years, baseball cards, documents

    photos of travels and loves and adventures.

    i like getting autographs on baseballs. so i have baseballs.

    but omg do i love magazines.

    its crazy after all these years in journalism ive never worked at a magazine

    but maybe not because i like reading the magazines

    and then cutting out the pictures and putting them on my walls.

    or i like writing poems around the models or in the blank spaces.

    or i like stacking them in the can so i have something to read

    other than the days newspaper.

    i like tshirts, theyre in the house. as are my white socks.

    theyre here forever yo!

    the only thing that doesnt stay forever here are girlfriends.

    toldja i wasnt a hoarder.

    hey, heres a video of a local group of lifeguards who lost their jobs

    because they made this video in the pool that they protect