1. Thursday, September 27, 2012

    lil wayne is my spirit guide 

    he has turned the american justice system on its badunkadunk

    the threatens the prosecutor to his face on camera in front of the judge

    HE DOES NOT EVEN RECALL GOING TO JAIL FOR 8 MONTHS

    thats how gangsta he is.

    you know that reggae guy Chingy? dudes names not Chingy

    its Montgomery.

    he has a monocle and an unironic ivory cane with a gold tip.

    he pretends to be Chingy.

    Lil Wayne is not pretending. Thats why he cant remember anything.

    that’s why he psycic.

    thats why girls love to dance to him.

    thats why Nikki Minaj wants to be the female Weezey.

    and thats why this video is going viral right now

    because so many people are so phony baloney full of macaroni

    that we’ve forgotten what its like to keep it real when the pressures on.

    Wayne feels no pressure.

    For pressure is not real.