lil wayne is my spirit guide

he has turned the american justice system on its badunkadunk

the threatens the prosecutor to his face on camera in front of the judge

HE DOES NOT EVEN RECALL GOING TO JAIL FOR 8 MONTHS

thats how gangsta he is.

you know that reggae guy Chingy? dudes names not Chingy

its Montgomery.

he has a monocle and an unironic ivory cane with a gold tip.

he pretends to be Chingy.

Lil Wayne is not pretending. Thats why he cant remember anything.

that’s why he psycic.

thats why girls love to dance to him.

thats why Nikki Minaj wants to be the female Weezey.

and thats why this video is going viral right now

because so many people are so phony baloney full of macaroni

that we’ve forgotten what its like to keep it real when the pressures on.

Wayne feels no pressure.

For pressure is not real.