dear mr president,
no need to buy a whole new phone.
the iPhone home button forgets its a home button after a while.
you’d think it would totally remember since it gets pressed like every 2-3 minutes
all day and all night.
but yeah, life is weird and totally sometimes even home buttons dont remember who they are
here’s how you realign your iPhone home button’s chakra
step 1. whisper “damn you lookin fine, home button”
step 2. say, “yeah you, baby, who else”
step 3. somehow open up the calculator app
step 4. hold down the power button on the top of the iphone and say we should totally go to the movies soon, huh.
step 5. keep it held down until the red “Slide to Power Off” slider appears at the top
step 6. let go of the power button and say just dont judge how much popcorn i eat, and junior mints.
step 7. hold down the home button until the red “Slide to Power Off” slider disappears from the top
step 8: thank Jah for blogs.