Sadly, it’d probably turn into this
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
i have a new job.
same company, different role.
i get in at 6am, which means im free to go at 2:30pm
which means i can hit up bargain matinees after work. or hike. or do laundry.
of course it also means i cant really party heartily late at night
or watch the daily show (because it comes on at 11pm for some reason on my tv)
and it means a lot of the things i used to do in the morning i cant do
because 5am doesnt afford itself much bonus time when your first meeting is pretty much at 6.
so yesterday i got home, changed clothes, and walked over to the movies
and was thoroughly entertained with dumb ben affleck’s movie argo.
yes he shouldnt have starred himself in the role in which he poorly directed himself
but i guess when you’re a good enough director to get a film like that made
then whatevs, no one else, for some reason, is doing it, so go bro.
theres a lot of movies i havent seen in the last year because of one thing or another.
so i may make a little routine out of this: head home, change, see the bargain
walk over to the grocery store, make food,
get to bed early.
stay outta trouble.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
i promise you i wont wear a pink sweater
or a crazy ass bowtie
or carry an LV murse.
or wear khaki after the world series is over.
kids today, i’ll tell you
you never know what’s gonna ring people’s bells.
me, i like a nice hot tub in the building.
or trash compactors
or omg parking, but ive never seen glass elevators as a selling point.
but thats hollywood for you.
was sorta rad
Monday, October 29, 2012
my favorite kid ever:
first there was a shirtless man jogging in a horse head
which of course inspired this rollerblading unicorn
speaking of animals, they’re so lucky they don’t have a doggy door:
im hoping my mom doesn’t believe this picture is true cuz no way is that boat that small in real life:
this one though, super real:
this panda doesn’t seem to be worried about flying through the storm. dumb panda.
karisa said you have to protect your house. this guy was all, cool, now im out!
im glad people have their mixes figured out:
im glad people are still taking great photos
just everyone watch out for the tiny but surprisingly deep puddles:
stay strong east coast
you can make fun of us when the big earthquake hits
Sunday, October 28, 2012
it only cost a buck
abraham solomon was there
kids love Tsar, little known fact
even very little ones
but they kept their distance
i tried to tell the children that there was nothing to fear from the dual guitar attack,
if anything you should embrace it, but as the replacements song says kids wont listen
eventually more kids and parents came and hid beneath the shade section
even some of the older fans hid in another shade section
Jeff Tsar said mid-song “hey we want a shade section!”
but even in the shade two of the little girls weren’t happy with the new tune “Police Station”,
later they screamed for “Little Women”.
and Jeff was all, if you can spell it, we’ll play it. which isn’t real fair when heckling 4 yr old fans
i forgot to get a tshirt
coulter’s bass drum had one on, i was hella jeals
eventually the kids came back when Jeff asked if anyone wanted to be in their first slam pit,
but the principal said no pits, so Tsar said ADIOS PUMPKIN FESTIVAL!
and they left the stage
karisa love was the dj of the night
mermaid AJ sadly has to swim back to nyc this week :(
chris was dave navarro which was apropos as we were headed to the Jane’s Addiction show at the wiltern
me, i was the Obey Giant, but even here you can see that their evil poison was taking effect
so lets just say someone had to take a few-hour time out and after that all was kool and the gang
and happy halloweeeeeen!