we had a debate viewing party at work


It was super fun. I live tweeted. I was amazing.

Now I’m pooped.

I’m so old.

Why am I pooped?

I didn’t pick strawberries today in the heat.

I didn’t build a skyscraper.

I futzed in an air conditioned building and clacked on a computer.

Then went to Whole Foods.

I’m old and sold out.

But you know who cheered me up? The listeners of our radio station who came and watched that debate.

They clapped. They groaned. Then afterwards they chatted.

Smart people are the best people.

The best!

its gwen stefani’s 43rd birthday today

so i wrote a news story about her band suing and settling

with the worlds biggest video game company.

apparently they were mad that people could make Gwen sing dozens of non-Doubt songs

like Honky Tonk Women whose lyrics include “I laid a divorcee in New York City/ I had to put up some kind of a fight/ The lady then covered me with roses/ she blew my nose and then she blew my mind.”

activision has been sued over guitar hero and band hero by people like Courtney Love and Axl Rose in the past.