we make them give us everything they’ve got, including their passwords to everything
and we make them take off and leave their shoes behind, forever.
if they retrieve them, they’re shot,
and their bodies are dumped at the spy shop.
mostly because it annoys the xbi.
they like to put things in your teeth.
transceivers. receivers. lojacks.
at first i used Aim Floss picks but they broke all the time
i used to think it was because of something that had to do with my teeth
but non. j’ai stupide.
so i bought some Oral-B Glide 3D White floss picks
off ebay
and mama mia what a difference.
smooth, sturdy, a nice hint of mint going on there.
if the busblog had sponsors id go after those dudes
75 picks in a bag for $4. how ya gonna beat that?
it seems like just the other day we had 103 degree temps
which meant you really didnt wanna leave the window open
as you slept.
then last night it started to get a little chilly
which meant you really didnt wanna leave the window open
as you slept.
other day a pretty girl saw a spider in my window when i opened it
which meant she really didnt wanna leave the window open
as we slept.
before that we had this thief who would stick his hand
into opened windows to grab stuff
which meant you really didnt wanna leave the window open
as you slept.
before that there were bears just strolling around town eating food
which meant you really didnt wanna leave the window open as you slept.
and now they’re saying its gonna rain
screw it, this is LA
windows gonna be open.