im learning a lot about amish people

bukowski for kids

theyre not supposed to wear red

they say driving a car is a sin

if you wanna ask a girl out on a date, youre supposed to have your friend ask her

youre not supposed to have things with zippers

$41 is a lot for sushi for 5.

they sometimes pull all the teeth out of the kids’ heads

its because the spiritual life is more important to them

than looking pretty

i love tv

today is seana fitt’s birthday

nexus

one day the Lord blessed us and brought us all to the best college paper in the history of college

and for no good reason plopped one of the hottest and sharpest girls on our lap

and named her seana.

seana made us believe that not only do dreams come true,

but our dreams have dreams they want to come true too.

slightly gravely voice like she’d been singing along to motley crue all night

but dont be fooled by the skintight jeans and leather jacket

she was secretly at the dead show in vegas

representing all thats good about california

perfectly