theyre not supposed to wear red
they say driving a car is a sin
if you wanna ask a girl out on a date, youre supposed to have your friend ask her
youre not supposed to have things with zippers
$41 is a lot for sushi for 5.
they sometimes pull all the teeth out of the kids’ heads
its because the spiritual life is more important to them
than looking pretty
i love tv
one day the Lord blessed us and brought us all to the best college paper in the history of college
and for no good reason plopped one of the hottest and sharpest girls on our lap
and named her seana.
seana made us believe that not only do dreams come true,
but our dreams have dreams they want to come true too.
slightly gravely voice like she’d been singing along to motley crue all night
but dont be fooled by the skintight jeans and leather jacket
she was secretly at the dead show in vegas
representing all thats good about california