life is like a box of chocolates
you never know which one youre gonna SWEAR WORDS OMG
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG
tom hanks
life is like a box of chocolates
you never know which one youre gonna SWEAR WORDS OMG
OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG
tom hanks
but is there something wrong with me that i like
this one-year-old cover version
by the french singer Cœur de Pirate
a million times more than bro’s
that came out yesterday?
The Weeknd, ‘Trilogy’ drops 11/13
Disc 1:
1. ‘High For This’
2. ‘What You Need’ [Music Video]
3. ‘House of Balloons’ / ‘Glass Table Girls’
4. ‘The Morning’
5. ‘Wicked Games’
6. ‘The Party & The After Party’
7. ‘Coming Down’
8. ‘Loft Music’
9. ‘The Knowing’ [Music Video]
10. ‘Twenty Eight’
Disc 2:
1. ‘Lonely Star’
2. ‘Life of the Party’
3. ‘Thursday’
4. ‘The Zone’ (Feat. Drake)
5. ‘The Birds Part 1′
6. ‘The Birds Part 2′
7. ‘Rolling Stone’ [Music Video]
8. ‘Gone’
9. ‘Heaven or Las Vegas’
10. ‘Valerie’
Disc 3:
1. ‘D.D.’
2. ‘Montreal’
3. ‘Outside’
4. ‘XO’ / ‘The Host’
5. ‘Initiation’
6. ‘Same Old Song’ (Feat. Juicy J)
7. ‘The Fall’
8. ‘Next’
9. ‘Echoes of Silence’
10. ‘Till Dawn (Here Comes the Sun)’
11. ‘The Zone’ [Music Video]
at the Al Smith dinner
im glad to see that these two guys can have so much fun
after verbally pounding each other week after week
in their struggle to be the most powerful man in the world represent me
Ring ring. Hello this is the Red Cross, is this Tony, we’re doing a blood drive in Holly—
Me: yes, and I love you guys but I’ve asked you repeatedly not to call this phone any more.
Red Cross: oh I’m sorry sometimes it takes a while to get off the list
Me: my friend, I asked you guys 3 months ago to stop calling this line. This is my secret xbi undercover phone. I could be on a stakeout. I could be killed — or worse: shot captured and tortured and I’d need the blood I donate.
Red Cross: the xbi?
Me: never mind that. When a guy asks nicely to be removed from a list, that should be honored. Please get me off the list!
Red Cross: your best bet would be to call 1-800–
Me: Dude you are not listening. You are at the Red Cross. I am giving you MY BLOOD! I shouldn’t have to do squat other than ask nicely Once! You fix this.
Red Cross: But–
Me: But??? No buts! The only correct answer is “yes Mr. Pierce your number will be removed immediately and we will never call you again.”
Red Cross: um
Me: let me talk to your supervisor!
Red Cross: one moment please.
Red Cross: I’m sorry, there are no supervisors on the floor right now. I can have someone call you shortly.
Me: call me? CALL Me?!?!?! Are you insane?!????! Idiot! I want Zero calls from you! Is that that hard of a concept to grasp?!
Red Cross: Really, I can have someone get back to you in two minutes.
Me: via?
Red Cross: via?
Me: how will they contact me?
Red Cross: I’m going to give them your number.
Me: ok genius let me say this again: no more phone calls! About anything!!!
And then he hung up on me.
Something tells me I’m gonna get another call