1. Wednesday, October 24, 2012

    my maid made me a cute little bday cake 

    birthday cakemy mom doesnt like taylor swift.

    who knew?

    like not even in a meh way,

    but in a she gets angry if you bring it up way

    taylor swift?

    taylor swift!

    my maid cleaned my house and made me soup

    vegetable soup with huge chicken chunks.

    very few people know you as well as your maid

    for example she knows there i have no fresh vegetables in this house

    nor has there been any in the 9 years she’s been cleaning my pad

    fortunately she didnt overlook the fact

    that i

    love cake