once a month i make dinner for myself

usually my butler whips something up for me

and leaves it warming in the convection oven

or i go through the drive thru on the way home

or i have dinner with an up n coming starlet

or i walk over to the taqueria and get a half chicken dinner

or i just clap my hands twice and the xbi takes care of me

but tonight i really wanted to see if i could george forman grill some salmon.

last month i overcooked day old tilapi and it was like my ex wife

fishy and hard

so this time i tried not to distrust the heat, but i did it again,

and parts were tender and moist, but most wasnt.

nuked some canned peas and two russet potatoes.

left the back door open to air out the kitchen

and wrote yr fine ass.