1. Tuesday, October 9, 2012

    once a month i make dinner for myself 

    usually my butler whips something up for me

    and leaves it warming in the convection oven

    or i go through the drive thru on the way home

    or i have dinner with an up n coming starlet

    or i walk over to the taqueria and get a half chicken dinner

    or i just clap my hands twice and the xbi takes care of me

    but tonight i really wanted to see if i could george forman grill some salmon.

    last month i overcooked day old tilapi and it was like my ex wife

    fishy and hard

    so this time i tried not to distrust the heat, but i did it again,

    and parts were tender and moist, but most wasnt.

    nuked some canned peas and two russet potatoes.

    left the back door open to air out the kitchen

    and wrote yr fine ass.