1. Sunday, October 7, 2012

    parties at heathers house are never any fun 

    shes a very shy host who usually just sits in her room staring at the wall

    the pool and hot tub were cranked though

    and the president was there

    and someone brought the beers so that was nice

    of me

    heather hugging jeff

    the lion of judah was in the house celebrating the new ep

    children were rough housing

    dogs who had gotten into the cider became amorous

    video guy hot tub

    video guy was all, hey if you have underwear, you have a swimsuit

    heathers samsung

    meanwhile heather was showing us how much better the samsung galaxy was than the iphone

    i was all, you drunk, lady

    and she was like ahahahahahahahaha

    because the samsung did indeed appear to be better

    for me to poop on