parties at heathers house are never any fun

shes a very shy host who usually just sits in her room staring at the wall

the pool and hot tub were cranked though

and the president was there

and someone brought the beers so that was nice

of me

heather hugging jeff

the lion of judah was in the house celebrating the new ep

children were rough housing

dogs who had gotten into the cider became amorous

video guy hot tub

video guy was all, hey if you have underwear, you have a swimsuit

heathers samsung

meanwhile heather was showing us how much better the samsung galaxy was than the iphone

i was all, you drunk, lady

and she was like ahahahahahahahaha

because the samsung did indeed appear to be better

for me to poop on