it only cost a buck

abraham solomon was there

kids love Tsar, little known fact

even very little ones

but they kept their distance

i tried to tell the children that there was nothing to fear from the dual guitar attack,
if anything you should embrace it, but as the replacements song says kids wont listen

eventually more kids and parents came and hid beneath the shade section

even some of the older fans hid in another shade section

Jeff Tsar said mid-song “hey we want a shade section!”

but even in the shade two of the little girls weren’t happy with the new tune “Police Station”,

later they screamed for “Little Women”.

and Jeff was all, if you can spell it, we’ll play it. which isn’t real fair when heckling 4 yr old fans

i forgot to get a tshirt

coulter’s bass drum had one on, i was hella jeals

eventually the kids came back when Jeff asked if anyone wanted to be in their first slam pit,

but the principal said no pits, so Tsar said ADIOS PUMPKIN FESTIVAL!

and they left the stage

the end!