one day the Lord blessed us and brought us all to the best college paper in the history of college

and for no good reason plopped one of the hottest and sharpest girls on our lap

and named her seana.

seana made us believe that not only do dreams come true,

but our dreams have dreams they want to come true too.

slightly gravely voice like she’d been singing along to motley crue all night

but dont be fooled by the skintight jeans and leather jacket

she was secretly at the dead show in vegas

representing all thats good about california

perfectly