they were like there
i was dude
they were all answer the question
i was like make me
which is a silly thing to say to someone who has control of the chip in yr head.
but i get silly when people who arent even supposed to be talking to me
are totally trying to boss me around
suddenly i had an overwhelming desire for chocolate
why were you over there they asked again
there was a knock on my door.
i dont even know what place yr talking about
yes you do
another knock at the door, candyman, a voice said.
please hold, i said and put the xbi on hold.
and suddenly the desire for chocolate overwhelmed me
this must be a new thing theyve got going, i thought
but stayed put in the bedroom
candy {knock} MAN! {knock knock knock}
a now-angry voice demanded at the front door.
theres never enough training.
no one ever gets to practice enough.
which is why a front yard sprinkler system
that can be rigged to spray the front door
and an electrified welcome mat
that can be turned on from the bed
have a way of evening things up at times.